A commercial break . . . signifying zilch
In a room populated with one hundred and one eaters, a voice on the digital-radio said: Zombie government. And to myself I said zombie mayo and zombie safari, zombie cathedral, zombie dodgems, zombie herculean, zombie shampoo, zombie missile, zombie circus, zombie lonely bubble, zombie lottery, zombie pubes, zombie hardcore rave, zombie skin-smuggler, zombie zoo, zombie quango, zombie spaghetti, zombie orchestra, zombie chainsaw, zombie carnival, zombie download, zombie wig, zombie gym, zombie holiday to Florida, zombie serpent, zombie toothpaste, zombie condom, zombie milkshake, zombie stockbroker, zombie telescope, zombie wand, zombie homebrew, zombie puppet . . . zombie heart and lungs, zombie mirror, zombie diet, zombie guru-guru, zombie tampon, zombie stars and moon, zombie bedsit, zombie president, zombie hubcap, zombie tombstone, zombie microphone, zombie dandruff, zombie jury, zombie comet, zombie preacher, zombie pharmacy, zombie javelin, zombie cheese, zombie acne, zombie tusk, zombie windmill, zombie dolphin, zombie bible, zombie labyrinth, zombie scores-a-goal, zombie rave, zombie chessboard, zombie neon, zombie dinosaur, zombie sperm on TV, zombie riddle, zombie tower, zombie peach . . . zombie suicide, zombie blues, zombie army, zombie superstar, zombie cancer, zombie office inferno, zombie dust, zombie cactus, zombie library, zombie halitosis, zombie weed, zombie curry, zombie tattoo, zombie swan, zombie ladder, zombie goggles, zombie dice, zombie lotion, zombie microwave, zombie mayor, zombie narrator, zombie river-song, zombie downer, zombie vagabond, zombie bride, zombie alligator, zombie stiletto, just a zombie shoe, zombie bullion, playing a zombie ooze, a zombie pearl, a zombie funeral and zombie living and zombie dead, a zombie dream.
A commercial break . . . signifying zilch